Monday 30 December 2013

Free-crochet Thermal Cuff


Free-crochet Thermal Cuff

A friend of mine, Rowean, wanted to make one of these after seeing mine on Facebook. I said I'd give her the pattern as soon as I found my notes.
Problem...
It's kind of hard to give the exact pattern for this thermal cup cuff. I must admit to not really keeping any notes, which I'm sure isn't going to impress anyone over much. Sorry about that.  Here they are as best I can remember them.

Equipment/Supplies

Yarn: Worsted weight, wool & acrylic blend.
Length: Part of the end of a skein (really not very mush at all).
Hook: 3 mm steel hook
Tapestry needle
Scissors
An empty paper coffee cup (medium size) to check measurements on ... repeatedly!

Terms

Ch/ch = chain stitch
Hd/hd = half-double crochet stitch
Sl/sl = slip stitch
St/st = stitch

Rough Pattern

Ch 30, slip in first ch to form a round.
  1. Ch 2 (tightly), 1 hd in each stitch around, sl in top of ch-2 to join.
  2. Ch 2, hd 1/4 of the way around, hd twice in same stitch, 1 hd in each stitch to roughly 3/4 of the way around, 2 hd in one stitch, 1 hd in each stitch to end, sl in ch-2 to join.
Repeat rows 1 and 2 until desired length is achieved. Increase by making 2 hd in a stitch as necessary.Weave ends in. I'n willing to bet that there are dozens, if not hundreds, of ways to personalize this; lace, embroidery or those little metal charms come to mind.
I think I'll leave mine as is since they are so easy to make. If I had to grade this for difficulty I'd put it as a late beginner project. It also works up in maybe a couple of hours, so you can pick it up and put it down and still get it done.
Happy Hooking! :D

Tuesday 17 December 2013

Beginning to Say Goodbye

   I think it's time to start talking about the end; My end specifically. Let me explain a little. I've had a battle with poor health most of my life. I've caught every flu or cold that comes down the pike. I also am very prone to sudden-onset infections. In 2006 I was diagnosed with severe COPD as well as fibromyalgia and rheumatoid arthritis and osteoarthritis. Lately every day is a struggle to do anything. Forcing myself to do any tasks at all just to stay limber simply doesn't work, though it does exacerbate the pain and forced breathing quite badly. I am tired all the time. I could go in to a long, drawn out description, however if you take this utterly literally it is completely accurate.
   There are, of course, a thousand things that could be said about this. I wont enumerate them all. But I will talk about a few. I'll probably end up talking about more than I intend right now, 'cause that's just me. I'm not sure if I'll just keep updating this post, or write new ones on this topic. I do know one thing...this is part of my saying goodbye.

Being Scared

   I'm a little scared after all. I somehow thought that I wouldn't be. I thought that being pagan would, I don't know, buy me Get Out Of Fear Free card, I guess. Silly girl. In the end we're all just people, and we react however it is that we react. And reacting is all that we can do, really.

Missing People

   I already miss people. I miss my kids. I miss my sisters. I miss my husband, Steve. I miss my friends. Some times I go on Skype with one of them and the longing to be in the same room with them is so intense! Yes, I can see and hear them in real time, but I can't hug them or touch their hands. Still, it's more than my ancestors had and for that I am grateful.

Regrets

   I have kind of a mixed bag here. There are things I would have done differently. Clearly, if you know me at all, you know that this is true. But there are not too many things I regret enough to go back and change. Most of them fall under the category of things that lead to other things that I don't regret, so if I hadn't known X person I would never have met Z person. That kind of thing. I have come to understand that regrets for what might have been are pointless. It was whatever it was and all we do when we worry over it is make ourselves miserable.

   In closing, I would like to say very clearly that nobody has to come racing to my side to say goodbye in person. I know that some of you can't, or cannot bear to. That's fine. I don't want you to strip your bank account or your happiness just to exchange ten words with me. I love you! Why would I want that for you? Those of you who wish to visit are very welcome. And there is no tearing rush. It isn't time Right Now! But, in fairness, it won't be long, either. I doubt that the summer will see me here...
   Now watch, I'll live another 20 years, and have to put up with all of you teasing me about this blog. I guess there could be worse things.

Wednesday 13 November 2013

The Jayne Toque & Mothers Love

The cunning hat
I have been working on a hat that has become iconic to the science fiction show Firefly; if you haven't seen it I recommend you do. Now this hat is supposed to look like the photo to the right.

The not so cunning reproduction
Unfortunately it looks like this. Now there are a number of reasons for this. I used a different weight of yarn, plus I changed from orange to yellow too soon, plus...plus-plus-plus.
The real reason is that I rushed.
I know not to rush. Rushing is the death or disfigurement of many a needlework project. It's as bad as, or worse than, starting something and then forgetting about it for 10 years ... yeah, I've done that.
You end up with parts the are uneven, sides or ends that curl, or tails that can unpredictably (well, maybe not THAT unpredictably) pull loose and pretty quickly you have a tangle of yarn rather than a hat. That has not happened and I pray it does not.
I guess I rushed because it's for my son. I haven't had the chance to make anything for my son for - oh, a long time indeed! So when he said he wanted a Jayne hat I was all over it. It was bad enough that I'd promised to make other things first. So when it finally came to being able to knit this, I couldn't do it quick enough. So, here's the deal: I'm going to give it to him, and offer to make another one closer to the "original". Regardless, I believe he knows I love him, and I guess in the end, that's the point.

!UPDATE!

Well, as you can see he just loves his hat. I cannot believe he wears it in public! See that face? Thar face is why I made it. That face is why I went through DOZENS of patterns on line, and finally knitted by the seat of my pants, to get it done. Completely worth it.

Monday 11 November 2013

Remembrance Day and Remembering

As I sit here gently weeping for all the service men and women around the world who have given and risked their lives for freedom and safety, I also think of those who gave more.
Yes, more.
I would like to remember those who gave their health, their minds. I want to remember the individuals who came home maimed almost past recognition, crippled (and I hate to use that word, but it is applicable) for the rest of their days and/or traumatized so deeply that every day is torment.

LAUREN

I met Lauren (not her real name) when I was in my 20's. I was having a rare afternoon away from my children, enjoying a solitary (and quiet) coffee in a little diner not far from the P.N.E. in Vancouver. Alone in a corner sat an elderly lady. She smiled at me and we exchanged a few comments. After a while I joined her, not wanting to continue calling across the restaurant possibly disturbing others. That's when I got a clear look at her face. My shock was obvious from my expression, and Lauren began to tell me her story.
During the Korean War, Lauren had been a nurse in an medical unit near the front. She related several incidents and told me about many of her more memorable patients. One evening there was a bombing run. She was in the wrong place at the wrong time; some fuel exploded and she was burned over about 70% of her body. She was certain that a guardian angel was watching over her, as she had no internal burns at all; hence she survived. She underwent treatment in Asia and was returned home after several weeks.
The burns to her face, torso and arms were so severe parents didn't recognize her. They visited her a few times in the Veterans Hospital and then stopped coming. They never spoke to her again. None of her family did. She never married, nor had children. Lauren gave us all her future working to heal our wounded.

Gregory B.

Gregory was the uncle of an acquaintance. Somehow we got talking about people in our families who had seen war duty. In WWII he was in some kind of reconnaissance plane when it was shot down. His back was broken and his left arm and both legs shattered. He lay alone in the debris of his flight, among the bodies of his comrades for two days. Eventually he was found by an allied patrol and rushed to an aid station and from there to a medical unit. He underwent three amputations. He had to recover for quite a while before he was stable enough to even be transferred to England for further treatment. But knowledge of spinal injury was not then what it is today. He spent the last fifteen years of his life in traction in a veterans hospital and died of massive organ failure. He gave his health that we might be healthy.

Lesley Cross

This tale is very personal: This is my dad. My father went to England at the onset of WWII to join the RAF. After training eh became a  reconnaissance photographer, and flew in the tail section of a Lancaster in The Golden Triangle, which is a part of South-East Asia. I know that he did many highly classified things because to this day his records are sealed, even to family members. I do know that these things mentally scarred him for life.
I wish I had known him before mental torment took him when I was 6. Occasionally, though, I got glimpses of his inner struggles. I remember my dad as a drinker. His drinking was so common that I really didn't know it was abnormal. I'm told, though I cannot verify, that he didn't used to drink that much...that it kind of crept up on him as time went by. What I saw was that if he happened to talk about his war service he drank a LOT more! It was like he had to drive the memories away: now we know he was self-medicating. I saw it in his eyes. I saw it in the quiet private tears he shed when he thought nobody was looking. Eventually he medicated himself to death. He gave up his sanity, to return the world to a sane state.

Please remember these selfless souls, the scarred and disabled and demented. Think of the ones who, in the end, gave up so much more.

Sunday 3 November 2013

Christmas Stocking tree decoration

'Tis The Season!

Or almost anyway. These are the little tree decorations that I've made quite often in the past. Usually I put a miniature candy cane in each one and then give decoration and candy away to some one who needs a seasonal pick-me-up. They're also a great use for those 1/5th skeins you have left over at the end of nearly every project, plus any odds and ends you have kicking around like ribbon, for instance. They take me about 20 minutes to half an hour if my arthritis isn't too bad.

Abbreviations Used In This Pattern

  • Ch = chain
  • S = single stitch
  • Sl = slip stitch
  • Sts = stitches
  • Tog/tog = together

Chain 21.

Row 1: S in 2nd Ch from hook and S across, Ch 1 and turn.
Row 2 & 3: S twice in first S of previous row, S across, S twice in last S. Ch 1 and turn.
Row 4: S across, Ch 1 and turn.
Row 5 & 6: S first 2 S tog, S across to last 2 Sts, S 2 tog, Ch 1 and turn.
Row 7: Sl in the next 4 stitches, Ch 1 and S in each of next 11 Sts, Ch 1 and turn.
Row 8 - 28:S across, Ch 1 and turn.
Row 29: S across, fold stocking in half lengthwise, so that it is in an L shape, Sl "front" and "back" together as often as needed to close the stocking down the front around the toe and across the bottom, Sl once and cut off a 6 inch tale. (Alternatively to this row, you can finish at the end of Row 28, cut a very long tail and sew the stocking up using the long tail.) Weave in the beginning end, and turn right-side out. Attach a loop of ribbon, cord or yarn to the back top of the stocking and you're finished!

You can get away with as little as the yarn (left over of Cascade 220), a crochet hook (Aero 5.0 mm) and a pair of scissors for this project. I like to use a tapestry needle (John James, size 13) to run the ribbon through.


It will look kind of like and inverted T. Fold it to finish at roughly the point where my hook is pictured, toes together.



This shows the finished stocking, before adding ribbon. As you can see, they are only about 3 1/2 inches high ... just big enough to take a mini candy-cane.
I've made these in the past with quite small lengths of yarn of various colours in stripes. I've also used variegated yarns, which is rather fanciful. They're fun to make and are a good project for younger beginners, since they work up so quickly and will be on display for all to see and admire.
This pattern is free to take and use and share. All I ask is that, if you are able, you make a donation to a food bank or children's gift charity.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Blessed Yule & Happy Holidays.

Friday 11 October 2013

Other Blogs: There Be Change On The Wind!

As I said in my last post, I learned some new stuff about Blogger, including that I can have up to 4 blogs ... I might be off on that number but multiple anyway. So I began a film review blog today oddly enough called Susan's Film Reviews (can't imagine why I'd call it that!). I played around with the look and feel of it for a while and came up with what I think is a petty good thing. I also think that I'm going to fudge about with one or two others on specific topics such as one for recipes and cooking, and one for crochet, knitting and other needle arts.
Susan's Bunch O' Stuff will still be around, though, in one form or another. I thought it was fair to give everyone a heads up though.
Happy Thanksgiving!

Thursday 10 October 2013

I Have a Certificate (Mild Language Alert)

Today I took a course from Alison, a free online internet education site. I took their Google Blogger course; and yes I know that all the information I could want on it is right here. The point of it, though, was to take a birdie course, if you will; one I could fly right through.
And I did. 100% and certified!
I'm really proud...kind of. And this is where I always manage to mess myself up.
That dark part of my brain that is hyper critical of me is now saying it was a cop-out, that I simply gave myself something I couldn't fail at and that it's not, therefor, valid. This is what my depressive, bi-polar mind does to me whenever I do something good, no matter how small.
So I'm going to take each one of these points in turn.

It Was a Cop-out

No, it wasn't. It was anything but. I set myself a goal with a clear plan that was a success. Nothing can ever take that away from me, not even myself!

I Couldn't Fail

Oh, yes indeed, I could have. There are any number of ways in which I could have.
  1. I could have suddenly changed my mind (as in really copped-out) and resigned.
  2. I could have insisted on doing it when I was overtired or distracted or in a fibro fog.
  3. I could have failed to pay attention and missed the several nuances that I didn't know before.
These are only three ways in which I could have failed. None of them happened, but they could have.

It's Not Valid

Fuck that! It's totally valid. I did it, didn't I? I followed a desire I had to complete something educational; that is valid. It is accredited to me on an international university site; that is valid!

I think that I will continue to take courses I'm interested in on a random basis...whatever strikes my fancy. But I'm going to take them one at a time and complete them each. Weather I fail, or pass, or have to take them five or ten or forty-eight times to pass, isn't relevant. At least not right now. What is relevant is to keep going until it's done. Now the question is what do I take next?
I'll let you know.

Monday 5 August 2013

Crocheted reticule to make someone smile.

When it finally dawned on me to photograph it.
2 ply unknown crochet cotton, insanely small steel hook.
A few weeks ago I finally got glasses that I can actually see through. I know; it's a miracle! And I said to myself  "Self, enough of this idle hands rubbish! The hands aren't going to feel any better (or worse)just hanging off your wrists." Now this was a good theory, and for a change it was actually somewhat correct. Avoiding fine work really isn't that great for my arthritis, nor is it bad exactly. There are times I can't grasp the hook, and then I have to set my work down. That is NOT my favourite part of the day, I must confess. Such is arthritis, though, and you have to learn to live with it. So as I sad I chucked the Poor-Me's out the window, picked up a hook and a ball of cotton and began to fiddle.
I threw together a couple of tiny flowers with varying success. I ran up a sample of very plain DC square mesh just to get back in to the swing of things. (I wonder where that went?) Then I hunted up a pattern I liked on the internet. It's a traditional pattern first published in a ladies magazine in 189?, but heaven knows how long it's actually been around.
I worked 32 rows of it for the front, then reattached the cotton to the foundation and worked another 32 rows going in the opposite direction. The idea was to give the bottom a "seamless" appearance: good theory, sad result. So when it came time to close the sides with a simple shell edge, I just worked it down one side, across the bottom and up the third side. This actually worked out pretty well and gave a foundation for an embellishment panel along the bottom; very Victorian!
That done, I worked a five chain mesh in rows for 18 rows. This gives a nice easy fabric that "scrunches up" nicely to tie closed. This I topped with a row of DC all the way around and then with a row of 2 DC, skip 1, ch 1 around, which of course is where the ribbon ties will be woven through to close it. I then added a simple DC wrist strap side-to-side, and worked the embellishment along the bottom.
Nearly done but for a bit of working in, lining and ribbons.
I've taken a picture with a pair of pretty standard sunglasses to give you an idea of how big it is. It also shows the additional work I've done since photo 1.It doesn't show well, but the lace at the bottom features a series of little filigree loops. I love these and always think they're charming. They were also extremely popular in the Victorian era and so are quite appropriate to this project. As you can see, I still have a few loose ends to work in, the lining to attach and ribbons to weave in. However, it is BC Day today, and there is not one dang place to get fabric open! So near and yet so far!
This actually started out as a project/prize for one friend and has turned out to be a bit of cheering up for another friend. (Sorry Angela, you'll have to wait, but don't worry it'll be worth it.) I have discovered that doing something for someone else really does ease your own emotional state, at least to a degree. I didn't really believe it before now. I stand corrected. Once the lining is in and the ribbons in place I'll post another picture for you all to see.
From this project I've learned a few things.
  • As I said, doing something nice for someone helps my mood.
  • I have to take way better notes when I do these projects. I imagine it will avoid a lot of the unravelling and re-doing that I usually have to do.
  • Crocheting helps my brain to stop whirling in shrieking circles. I gotta say, I really like that part!
  • I really want to obtain a good book on creating crochet patterns. Is there an actual text book out there on it? Does anybody have a recommendation?

FINAL UPDATE!

It is done! Yes finally it's lined and ready to see the inside of a padded envelope. And here it is (drum roll please)!

I love how the blue lining contrasts with and enhances the white of the cotton. I agonized over the lining colour and that is why this last update has taken so long to get here. The lady it's going to loves jewel tones, but generally leans toward reds and purples. But my BH (beloved husband) really pushed for it. Boy, was he right. Thanks Steve!
I also tried 3 or 4 types of drawstrings including a spool-knitted one. This two stitch ribbon type was exactly what it needed, though. It makes it easy to draw the top closed but more difficult to pull it open, and is really quite hardy.
I'm really proud of this. Most of all I'm proud that I finished it. I have the worst habit of starting projects and then just letting them drop. I'm willing to bet I'm not the only person whose adventures in creativity tend to go poof, so it feels really great when it's all done and ready to go,weather it be to a friend or a show or a sale table.
And in keeping with completing projects, I've decided to try limiting the number of projects going at the same time. While I was making this purse, I was also working on a little first Christmas decoration for my youngest grandson to date. It's one of those little cross stitch ones ... of course it just now occurred to me that I should have posted a blog about that as well. 20/20 hindsight. In any event, restricting my projects to two seems to be the golden balance for me. I get them finished and I don't get project boredom.
Now on to new horizons.
#1 - A project ditty bag for Angela Gallant, and
#2 - Cthuluh change purse for Becca, and
#3 - Crocheted filigree finger-less gloves for Jennica
Yes, I know I said TWO, but.....

Friday 19 July 2013

Sue's Version of a Frittata

I recently posted this in a group I belong to. Then I thought, thought I, I should put this in my blog. So, here it is.
Serves 6 ... unless you're like some of my family, and then it serves 3...or 2. Preheat the oven to TO 325*F
EQUIPMENT
  • a large cast-iron frying pan
  • A fork or a whisk
  • a tablespoon
  • a shredder
  • a pair of scissors
  • a large bowl
INGREDIENTS
  • one dozen (12) eggs
  • 2 to 3 cups of shredded cheddar cheese
  • 1 cup of medium hot salsa
  • 2 green onions cut small - optional
HOW TO
The very first thing to remember about this is DO NOT GREASE THE PAN! The second thing to remember is NO MILK! These will both make your frittata scorch and burned eggs are NASTY!

  1. Crack all of the eggs in to the large bowl, then beat them with the fork or whisk.
  2. Add the salsa (and extra onion if you like it) to the eggs and mix well.
  3. Add the cheese to the egg and salsa and blend just enough so that everything is fairly even.
  4. Pour it all in to the frying pan and carefully slide it in to the oven for about 45 minutes. When the tops has puffed up and is beginning to crack a little its time to check it. If it wiggles when you shake the pan a bit it needs another 5 minutes.
  5. Remove from the oven and let cool for 5-7 minutes, then serve with toast, biscuits or baked bannock. 
This is fantastically yummy! Bon appetite!

Sunday 14 July 2013

Simple Pineapple Rice

[UPDATE: This is a wonderful example of why you should never do anything that requires thought when you're in too much pain. Two days in a row I've written the wrong information. I hope I didn't ruin anyone's dinner. I am so sorry!]
On the heels of yesterday's plain white rice recipe, I would like to tell you about one of the yummiest, most alluring rice dishes I've come across...pineapple rice. Allergy Warning: if you are allergic to pineapple this recipe is NOT for you! Now, understand that I only discovered this gem of cookery very recently. I know it's been around for a long, long time; I, however, only tried it for the first time in June. In fact I served it with a massive mixed salad and barbecued pork chops. I am telling you that was one heck of a good meal! Even the children in attendance are still asking when I'm going to make it again. Yes, I am absolutely honking my own horn here. This recipe is also easy and pretty simple as well, but, like plain rice, does require your full attention. Note of Warning; this is one of those recipes that you really have to read completely before you begin. It's a bit confusing in spots and you may get bass-akwards if you try to just bulldoze through.

You Will Need

  • a 1-cup measuring cup
  • a 2-4 Qt pot with lid
  • long-grained white rice
  • a 398 ml can of pineapple bits or crushed pineapple
  • salt
  • a small amount of water, or extra pineapple juice
  • sugar - optional (I never use it)
  • and again, your stove
You absolutely can get a fresh pineapple and cut it down to size yourself, retaining as much of the juices as you're able. My guess is it would take this dish from really yummy to fabulously awesome. You'd only need about a cup and a half or two cups of actual pineapple for the recipe, though. You could juice the rest, because you do need some juice for this. You can buy extra pineapple juice if you want it very flavourful; I haven't tried this yet but I sure as heck am planning to. The recipe I originally got called for a couple of teaspoons of cane sugar - or it may have been a tablespoon - but I don't' use it in favour of a more pure pineapple taste. Okay, on-wards.

The Recipe

  • 1 1/2 C rice
  • 1 can of pineapple bits or crushed pineapple, drained & juice reserved
  • 2 C fluid in all, including reserved pineapple juice, plus enough extra juice/water to make correct amount
  • pinch of salt
  • 1-2 tsp cane sugar if desired
Again, few ingredients and none of them are expensive. My wallet always appreciates this.

How To

Sorry if some of this is a bit confusing. Let me try to clear it up a bit by taking it one step at a time.

  1. Place the rice in to the pot.
  2. You do need the pineapple from the can and you also need the juice from it as well. However you need them separately. So drain the juice from the can of pineapple in to a small bowl  with a strainer. Slide the pineapple pieces back in to the can and place it in to the fridge to be used later.
  3. Then pour the juice in to your measuring cup; it will probably come to about 3/4 of a cup. Add water or extra pineapple juice to fill the cup and pour in the pot, then add one more cup of fluid to come out to 2 cups even. (Remember that long-grain, white rice cooks best at a 2-1 ratio; 2 parts fluid to 1 part rice.)
  4. Sprinkle a pinch of salt in to the fluid/rice mix. Add sugar if desired. Place lid on pot.
  5. Place pot on burner and turn on to medium-high. Bring to a boil and reduce heat to medium. Boil for 5 minutes.
  6. Reduce heat to minimum and simmer low for 12-15 minutes.
  7. Remove from heat and turn burner off. Remove lid and gently agitate rice to fluff it up.
  8. Retrieve pineapple from the fridge and add gently to the hot rice.
  9. Serve hot or cold alone or with other items.
There it is. It's a bit more fussy than plain rice, but not a lot. And the extra few steps are SO worth it! Apparently you can use any number of juices to cook your rice in. I'll accept this as fact until it's proven otherwise. I can vouch that this is so dang good your taste buds will dance for joy. Well...mine did anyway.
This goes really well with barbecued pork as I said earlier, as well as pretty much anything that has a sweet and spicy flavour. It's also pretty delicious as-is for breakfast the next morning ... provided there are left-overs, which is unlikely unless you make enough on purpose.
Good luck and happy cooking.

Saturday 13 July 2013

Rice, and nothing else.

Back in May I posted an article on how to make herbed rice. This, however, is another response to a specific request; how to make plain, long-grain rice. A neighbour across the cul-de-sac was grumping yesterday morning. She loves rice, but she could only make the minute-type, which, let's face it, is kind of blech. "Oh," I replied, "I can teach you how!" She was thrilled that it was as easy as I assured her it is and her first pot turned out quite well. (I believe it went in to another recipe for her families dinner.) This really is quite an easy recipe. In truth it isn't that much harder than the minute-style "instant" rice, nor does it take much longer. Plus it tastes a whole lot better!

You'll need


  • a 1 cup measuring cup
  • a 2-4 qt pot, with lid
  • long grained, white rice
  • a couple of pinches of salt
  • and, of course, your stove
That's it. Five little items is all it takes. I prefer to use Asian rice. I find it cooks better and comes out fluffier. This is a personal preference; if I only have no-name rice from a grocery store or the food bank, then that's what I use.

The Recipe

  • 1 C of long-grain, white rice
  • 2 C's of water
  • 2 pinches of salt
  • 1/2 tsp butter or margarine, optional

How To

Put everything in to the pot at once, place the lid on, and turn the burner on medium high. Bring to a boil, then turn down slightly and let boil for 5 (and ONLY 5) minutes. Lift the lid and gently stir the rice, then replace the lid. Next turn the burner down to minimum and simmer very low for 15 minutes (again ONLY 15).
Remove from the heat, take off the lid and move the rice around very conservatively with a fork or a rice paddle if you own one, then replace the lid and let stand for 4-5 minutes. Serve as is or in combination with what ever strikes your fancy, or use in another recipe. You're done.

As you can see it's easy, and it's simple. It is a little bit fussy. The timing really does seems to be critical, so use that timer! You cannot walk away from making rice and expect it's going to come out alright. It won't. If you wish to, you can rinse your rice in a sieve before putting it in the pot. It does tend to make it a bit less sticky, but only a bit. You probably noticed that I put butter/margarine as an optional part of the recipe. I only add it in the winter time. It may sound crazy, but it works better in winter, but tends to make the rice scorch in summer. There's probably some scientific reason for this, I just don't know it. If someone else does, I'd love to know so please post it in the comments below.
Remember, you do have 15 minutes while it's simmering to do what ever you have to do. There are a large number of quickie recipes you can whip up in 15 minutes. Or you could set the table, choose a movie, chat with a human of some nature or even, if you're really fast, take a shower.
Don't be surprised if this doesn't turn out perfectly the first time. That's as common as rainwater. Practice makes perfect with rice though, and it doesn't take that long. Soon you'll be the one saying "Oh, I can teach you how to make great rice!"
Happy cooking.

!UPDATE!

I realized while I was writing a related post, that I had failed to put in some fairly important information.
Long-grained white rice cooks at a 2-1 ratio, i.e. 2 parts fluid (water, juice, etc.) to one part rice. As a matter of fact it's almost always exactly that ratio. Hence you can use any container at all to measure out the rice and water, as long as you use the same container for both. So you can use a measuring cup, but you can also use a tin can, a coffee mug, or a plastic sour-cream container. As long as your pot is large enough, you're good to go. You will have to increase or decrease the salt depending on what you use to measure, of course. But since there really isn't much salt used in the first place that should be fairly easy to calculate. Sorry for letting this one slip. Hopefully there is no harm done.

Monday 24 June 2013

Cooking Abbreviations

To begin, I'd like to make it clear that these abbreviations are in English. This makes sense since I don't really know any other languages too well, and certainly not well enough to translate a recipe. Also this is for MODERN English; please don't try to use these measurements to recreate a 14th century recipe...it won't work.
This may end up being a kind of work in progress. As you can see by the lists below there are MANY abbreviations for many things. It's a good thing too, or a simple recipe would be a page and a half long, while the more complex ones would read like a novel. The following will get you started, though.

ABBREVIATIONS; standard measurements you'll find in most recipes.

  • TEASPOON = tsp (or t)
  • TABLESPOON = Tbsp (or T)
  • CUP = c (or C)
  • QUART = qt
  • PINT = pt
  • PECK = pk
  • BUSHEL = bu
  • OUNCE = oz
  • POUND = lb
  • DOZEN = dz
  • GRAM = gm
  • MILLIGRAM = mg
  • GALLON = gal
  • GRAM = g
  • LITER = L
  • KILOGRAM = kg

MEASUREMENTS; For when you can't find all your cups and spoons (surprising how often this happens).

  • 3 tsp = 1 Tbsp
  • 1/8 c = 2 Tbsp
  • 1/4 c = 4 Tbsp
  • 1/2 c = 8 Tbsp
  • 1/3 c = 5 Tbsp + 1 tsp
  • 3/4 c = 12 Tbsp
  • 1 c = 16 Tbsp
  • 1 oz = 2 Tbsp
  • 4 oz = 1/2 c
  • 8 oz = 1 c
  • Dash = 1/8 tsp (or less)
  • 1 pt = 2 c
  • 1 qt = 4 c
  • 2 pt = 1 qt
  • 1 gal = 4 qt
  • 1 lb = 16 oz
  • 1 pk = 8 qt (solid)
  • 1 bushel = 4 pecks
AN IMPORTANT NOTE here. A liquid measure and a solid measure are not the same. Liquid measures are greater in mass or volume, plus they weigh more. I'm sure there is some scientific/physics explanation for this...I probably even knew it at one point. It seems, though, that I have forgotten what it is, so you'll have to Google it. However, if you have ever used the same measuring cup for both liquids (like milk) and solids (like flour) and your cake failed, that's why. 

UNUSUAL MEASURES; Just for fun...'cause I can.

  • 1 BIT = 2 PINCHES
  • 1 SMIDGEN = 4 BIT (or 1 rounded Tbsp
  • 1 DOLLOP = 2 SMIDGENS (2 rounded Tbsp)
  • 1 GAGGLE = 3 DOLLOPS
  • 1 PINCH = amount between tip of finger & thumb
  • 1 SPECK = less than 1/8 tsp
  • A FEW GRAINS = less than 1/8 tsp
  • 1 GILL = 2/3 c (or little less)


Friday 21 June 2013

On again, off again...

  I did warn you this would happen. At least I meant to. Another interest got in the way of my blog - my very eclectic blog - and I haven't been around much. Mind you, the COPD and Fibromyalgia have also had a hand in that, but it's primarily been the study in film-making that has distracted me.
  But before I go any further, I would like to wish all my Pagan, Wiccan, and Druid friends a very Happy Summer Solstice (or Yule, south of the Equator). 
'Tis the time to circle round,
In the path the Faye have found...
May you all find serenity and plenty.
  Back to my ramble. As pretty much everyone knows, there has recently been a lot of rain. Now, by "a lot" I mean HUGE AMOUNTS that have resulted in multiple floods, road closures and failures and general chaos and unease. (Please note here that I am doing my best to not promote hysteria. This is an enormous feat for me, and I do expect kudos for it. He-he-he.) What fewer people know is that high humidity has a really horrible effect on people with COPD, asthma or pretty much any lung disorder/disease. I remember before I got really ill. It would rain heavily - even torentially - and I would think "Gee, it's muggy!" Now when it rains, not even particularly hard, I feel like I'm trying to breath at the bottom of a fish tank. Please, people, if you have a friend, family member or neighbour who has "problems breathing", when it rains ask them if they could use a ride somewhere or need you to run an errand for them. Otherwise we are essentially trapped inside out own homes until the weather clears...seriously.
  Also when the air pressure goes up and down and up and down, as it is wont to do during storms, my Fibromyalgia flares up horrifically! Every nerve in my body tells me that there is critical damage happening, even though there isn't. In short, it hurts! It hurts as if I have been punched repeatedly. I can tell you that this is fairly accurate because I know a woman who was beaten and has since developed  fibromyalgia, and she swears that this is so (as far as we know the two are not linked). The point to graphically describing this is so that you will understand when I say it leaves me unable to type or sit upright for long due to oh-my-god-this-is-awful pain.
  And then there is the previously mentioned new interest.
  I have developed a real - well, you might call it an obsession - with film making. I really am finding setting up the lights and calculating camera angles and revising scripts (5 or more times) absolutely fascinating! It's a good thing I didn't find this out prior to having children or my kids may never have come in to being! (Sorry guys. You can sear at me later.) I think I may create a new page just for my adventures in film making ... which seems to me to be a good title for it actually. So keep an eye open for it.
  And now it's time for me to end this post. As you've probably noticed by now, this is not exactly my strong suit. I generally sputter out and finish with something lame; I know this. This one is not going to be any different. So live long and prosper, have a nice day, be happy...and stuff. So.......yeah.

Wednesday 5 June 2013

RECIPES: The Basic Basics & A Little Beyond

I was aghast when I had the following discussion with a friend's teenager;

P - "We had cooking class today."
Me - "Great...Did you find all your equipment okay?"
P - "Oh, we don't do that. They set it all out for us."
You read it right: Teachers set all the equipment and ingredients out for students! This, of course, means they don't learn to do it for themselves.
It seems that this is not uncommon anymore. It's simpler and faster to do so. Students are only taught to collect appropriate equipment and ingredients if they go to a higher level of cooking classes in grade 10 and higher with an eye to making cooking their career. It turns out that teaching kids to set up and clear away for cooking at home, where they live and will eat, is not an efficient use of resources and time. It also turns out that it's been this way for some time.
Now that explains a LOT!
I've had literally countless talks with people who say things like "I hate cooking; I never know what to use/do!" and "I learn more from cooking shows than I ever did in school."
Please understand that I came from a time when you began to learn cooking from your mom, grandma, aunt or all of them (which, admittedly, could be exasperating), and usually at around the age of 6 or 7. Why? Because cooking takes time to learn. And when you burned your finger for the first time, you were told, "It's all part of cooking, sweetheart. You'll burn yourself less as you get better at it." It was the same response when I cut myself or grated my fingers along with the carrot, celery or apple. And those little injuries did not herald a 7 hours trip to the emergency room (except for twice when I actually needed stitches). Did it scar me? Oh, heck no! I love to cook. Unless of course you're talking about physical scars; then yes I have a few. I'm proud of those scars. I earned them by learning and mastering a skill that I have used my entire life to nurture and support my own children, whom I have taught to cook in the same way I was.
What we have developed, though, is a society in which it is increasingly common to be unable to cook for lack of the most basic of skills, such as gathering equipment and supplies, organising your kitchen, reading recipes, washing dishes and shopping.
I can do something about this, though, in the format of a blog; a series of blogs actually. So, let's start with the most basic of basics,

Reading A Recipe

While this may be self explanatory to some home cooks, to others it's a mystery of the magnitude of the Phrygian Knot. But like that ancient puzzle, it really it isn't as tough as it seems. It's all in the method. First let's figure out how they're written. Below is a recipe I've used (it's quite yummy, by the way).

1 - Temperature. This is what you have to set your oven to, and it's repeated in the directions. If this notation does not appear in the upper right corner, then the dish is cooked on the stovetop, in a slow cooker, on a barbeque, or by some other means (and there are a surprising number of them!).
2 - Ingredients. These are the foods you need to make the recipe, and how much of each of them. Some ingredients have to be at a certain temperature such as the butter in this one; to make sure it's room temperature we'd just take it out of the fridge a few hours in advance. Generally, optional ingredients are marked as such, such as the powdered sugar, but not always. For instance, this recipe calls for a cup of chopped walnuts. In fact the nuts would be optional and this cake turns out just fine without them. Better in my own opinion.
3 - Directions. This part of the recipe tells you what to do, and how to do it. This recipe tells us the oven needs to be preheated; this means you turn the oven on to the indicated temperature before you start putting everything together. It also says to cream the butter, and only then add the sugar, egg and so forth. It also, however, tells you what you'll need as far as equipment goes. We can see that we'll need two bowls for this recipe, as well as a mixer with a whisk attachment, a sifter or wire sieve, measuring cups and spoons and a loaf or tube pan. Most recently written or re-written, recipes have a specific list of equipment you'll need but older ones, prior to the 1990's, tend not to.

The Method

1)     Key to understanding a recipe, especially the first time you try it, is reading it all the way through! Read it from the first letter to the last without skipping anything. You need every bit of the information in it to set up.
2)     Relax. Take your time. It isn't a race, as my grandmother used to say. If that means that you,  your family and/or your friends eat an hour later than usual then that's when they eat. Mistakes happen most often when the cook is tense and/or rushed.
3)     Make lists of needed equipment and supplies. You won't be the first one to need a list, or a few lists, and you won't be the last. Professional's use lists all the time. Over time you'll need fewer lists, especially for dishes you make regularly. I still use lists when I'm making something complicated or new. I definitely make a list when shopping for the ingredients for Christmas baking! I didn't do that one year...it was horrible! I ended up BUYING SHORTBREAD...from a STORE!
4)     If you don't understand a term, or terms, in your recipe, look it up. There are a number of ways you can do this. You can use a search engine. I prefer Google; you may not. There are a number of quite good websites, such as Food Network Canada, with lists of terminology and technique. You can also go to the library, ask a friend or, if you are very gutsy, phone or email a cooking school, college, high school or your favourite restaurant and ask a teacher or the chef. Or you can leave a comment and ask me. I don't know it all, but I can usually find an answer or at least a link to the answer.
There you have it; four steps to reading a recipe. As I said, not that tough. And you will get better at it the more often you do it.
Now you may want to know why you want to read a recipe this way. That too is simple. You need the information to gather the equipment and ingredients to make it with the best chances of a successful dish. And at the risk of overwhelming you with too much information, I'm going to explain those, as well. You see, while they are not, strictly speaking, part of reading the recipe, they are closely associated with it.
Gather Together The Equipment That Is Specified In The Recipe and
 trust me it is all there. Let's say your making the recipe for scones to the right (by the way this really is my yummy scones recipe; you bake them at 325*F at sea level). It calls for one teaspoon (tsp) of baking soda. From this we know that you will need measuring spoons, or at least a one-teaspoon measure. It also says to "press in to a cast-iron frying pan. Then you will need a cast-iron frying pan. What if you don't HAVE a cast-iron frying pan or measuring spoons? That's actually pretty simple, as well. You can of course buy them. I would recommend buying them from a thrift store or garage sale at first, simply because they can be expensive; I mean really, really expensive! A good cast-iron frying pan can easily cost $100 or more brand-new. And then what happens if you never use it again? You're out a hundred bucks, is what. Even better would be to borrow one from a friend or family member. Arrange to borrow it/them a few days in advance, be sure to clean it thoroughly when you're done with it, and return it promptly. If it turns out you will make this recipe again, or find other recipes that need the same piece of equipment, that's when you buy one of your own, and I'd still recommend good used ones.
Gather Together All The Ingredients You'll Need...
this is a bit simpler because it's all written at, or toward the beginning of, the recipe. Let's assume you're making potato cheddar soup. 








It says you'll need potatoes, bacon, butter, onion, celery, carrot, garlic, chicken stock, milk, cheese and salt and pepper, and that's what you get out. If you don't have an ingredient either buy it (which works if it's a staple like onions or milk) or see if a neighbour or friend will loan you a little bit of it (most people will part with, for example, one stalk of celery).                                                                  
I'll leave it here for this time. I don't want to overwhelm you with too much information at once...probably too late. For the next while just take a little time to examine recipes. You don't have to make them; just read them and get used to how they're written. Pretty soon you'll be able to read them and use them more easily. Also I'd like you, the reader, to leave me comments and tell me what you'd like to know more about and learn.
Until next time.

Friday 31 May 2013

Religion and the Net

The following contains religious icons changed to suit this blog by little old me. Reader discretion is strongly advised...as is a sense of humour!

We are in constant contact with each other these days. So constant, in fact, that we do little else. Those who spurn this never-ending virtual and telecom connectedness are considered backward, disassociate, and ignorant (unless, of course they are in excess of seventy years of age, which seems to be some arbitrary internet literacy cut-off point). There are even online church services.
Gone are the days of having to slog through toe-deep snow, lightly drizzling rain or beautiful sunshine to fellowship with actual people of similar faith in person. Now all you need do is select your virtual church, tabernacle, temple or synagogue and register. But, what if you happen to miss the live net broadcast of the service? No worries; simply click on the web-cast version and “attend” later. Some of them even provide live Twitter and FACEBOOK feeds for those on the road.
So, what would it be like if every religion throughout time had been originated on the net? Well, outside of the probability that, if internet and electronic communications had been around 20,000 years ago, humanity would most likely have never evolved (or left the Garden of Eden, or whatever) because they wouldn't have gotten off their lazy…But I digress;

Behold, Inana, one of the oldest of human deities, the Goddess of the Harvest in all Her glory. She provides nurturing and nutrition, as well as guiding us in to this world and holding our hands as we leave it.
 
 Now how would she have been depicted as Goddess of Satellites? Would she have lovingly cradled a dish, raised to the sky for better reception? And would she ever have actually gotten the crop in?

And what of Isis (or Ah-set)? 

Would the Orb of the Sun in its Sky Boat have been replaced on her crown with a telecommunications tower? Would she have paid quite as much attention to her son Ra? Would an entire pantheon exist?

Next, Christianity! (Ah, hitting a little closer to home now, are we?)
The Feminine Divine in the religion of the followers of Christ is, of course, his mother the Virgin Mary, the Madonna, the Queen of Heaven, She to whom all souls entreat at the end of their time on Earth.
How much easier would that entreaty be if you had her mobile number, or better yet, if you could drop her an email…

I cold go on and on.
My point is, get out there and see people!  Meet them in person at your place of worship, or anywhere else, for that matter. Agree with them, or disagree with them, but do to in the same room with them. Have a cup of coffee or tea or a pint of beer, ale or mead with them, but do it away from your computer, mobile or tablet!
I’m going to go talk with my family now, in person, using speech. You all have a great time.

Wednesday 22 May 2013

The Bird Is The Word, Part Too-Dang-Good


This is my famous - at least among my family, friends and almost anyone who has eaten it - oven roasted poultry recipe. It's really really good! Have patience and take it a step at a time.
Oven Roasted Chicken or Turkey
The Stuffing
4 slices air-dried whole wheat bread
2 slices air-dried white bread
1/2 medium onion, sliced to your preference
3-5 tblsp butter
2+ heaping tsp poultry seasoning
salt & pepper as desired
In a large bowl or extra large zip style food bag, break dried bread in to 1/2 - 1/4 inch pieces, and set aside. In a skillet melt the butter at medium heat, then add onion and let saute' on low. Add butter and onion to bread. Add poultry seasoning and salt and pepper. Keep adding poultry seasoning until it smells slightly overwhelming. Work all together well with spoon or hands, or by sealing bag and shaking. If mixture is not quite moist enough, add plain water using a spray bottle on mist setting; repeat mixing process. Set aside.
The Bird
Preheat oven to 325&F (at sea level). Rinse the plucked and dressed chicken well and check over for stray feather heads and shafts. Place in a pot or bowl just big enough to fit the bird vertically with the breast opening up. Fill as much of the stuffing as possible in to the cavity and then seal it with string or metal skewers  Invert chicken and repeat with tail cavity. Lay chicken in lightly greased roasting pan only half again as large as the bird. Twist wings back on themselves to secure, and tie or skewer legs in place. Take a 12 inch metal skewer and push in through breast cavity and out through tail cavity to properly cook stuffing. Rub soft butter on to bird, generously sprinkle on poultry seasoning and pepper (no salt), and rub again. Cook for 15 minutes per pound (thawed). 20 minutes before removing from oven remove roaster lid, baste chicken and allow skin to brown; baste frequently. Remove from oven and de-pan chicken to a serving platter or cutting board. Let stand 10 minutes before serving.
The Gravy
Place the roasting pan on to a large burner on your stove top, and turn on to medium high. Pour 1 cup of hot water in to the roaster and allow to come to a  boil. In the mean time, put 3/4 of a cup of cold water and 3-4 tblsp a.p. flour in to a glass jar with a tightly fitting lid. Shake vigorously until lumps are gone. Pour flour mixture in to boiling water, stirring rapidly while adding. Stir in larger and larger circles throughout roaster as it all boils and thickens. Remove from heat when desired thickness. Strain if desired. Serve.

If you have any questions leave a comment. 
Unfortunately I'm a little bit rushed at this moment. I will, however, get back on this as soon as I can.

Sunday 19 May 2013

WELCOME ... Somewhat Belated

It occurred to me that I should have begun with a post that welcomed people to my blog and ... so on. As I didn't do that, I am doing it now.
Welcome to my blog. Here you will find out exactly how many different things interest me and how many different things I do. Which is polite-speak for this will be a repository for a mass of the varied junk I obsess about, be it for a year or a day. And I do that a lot! The topics will jump around, because that's what my brain does. It's a bit like having a tree frog on amphetamines in my head. So one day I will talk about a movie I love, and the next I'll talk about the differences in crochet cottons, and the next I'll talk about the spiritual impact of the decline of the red cedar forests in the Pacific Northwest. These are just examples of course. I may talk about these actual topics. Then again, I might not. Eclectic would be the nicest term for what I am likely to post. But I will actually be interested in all of it.
Now, I said one day and then the next. It's really unlikely to be that regular. I have a few medical issues that can prevent me from posting daily ... or even monthly for that matter, including rheumatoid and osteoarthritis, C.O.P.D., and bi-polar mood disorder. I also have a couple of surgeries coming up in the not-too-distant future, so I'll have to take a break then. Mind you I might get some help blogging about those...hmm.
I'm quite sure that my blog will change as time goes by. My opinions change, sometimes quite radically and quite suddenly. Also as I become more adept at traversing the online labyrinth, I will be able to label blogs better and/or write a few at a time. Right now I am on somewhat of a mission to put out correct information on the basic basics of cooking, so you can expect blogs on things such as reading a recipe. And if you have a suggestion or request for a certain topic or clarification of something, leave a comment.
In fact I really do want your feedback, so please do comment. If something comes up that I do not want comments on I will simply remove the comments button.
That's it for now. I hope you enjoy the read. Have a great Victoria Day weekend.

Thursday 16 May 2013

HERBED RICE


This is my very basic recipe. It goes well with a lot of other dishes and is a nice alternative to plain white rice or potatoes. If you don't like the herbs I suggest here, use different ones. I have used paprika and cayenne pepper, as well as sage and a packet of chicken flavour powder. Both were just fine. You can serve this hot or cool it down and through in some bits of chicken or fish and eat as is.

  • 1/2 small onion, very finely chopped
  • 2 cloves garlic, very finely chopped
  • 1/2 tsp oregano
  • 1/4 tsp basil
  • 1 tblsp olive oil
  • a generous pinch of salt
  • 1 Cup long-grained white rice
  • 2 Cups water

Heat your rice pot on Med-High, add oil and saute' onions and garlic until just beginning to turn colour. Add in oregano and basil and briefly heat to release flavours, then stir in rice, water and salt, and cover. Bring to the boil, reduce heat to low and simmer for 15-20 minutes. Remove from heat and let stand for another 10 minutes. Very gently separate rice with fork or bamboo rice paddle. Serve.
Enjoy!
!UPDATE!
As part of my film study, I have a vignette planned that chronicles the making of a dish of rice from putting the pot on the stove to eating it. If successful, or even relatively view-able, I will put it on YouTube and link it to my blog. Stay tuned... :)