50 Shades of Yuck

Having heard from several people that the screen version of "50 Shades of Grey" was dull, I thought " it can't be THAT bad ".
WRONG!!
It was horrible. For me it started when they screwed up masking tape with duct tape and electrical tape. This was done by a character who works in a hardware store. Seriously?!?
Some time after that there is a passable joke about having sex with someone passed out drunk is tantamount to necrophilia; unfortunately it's the one and only good part of the whole thing.
Don't bother with this film. It's a waste of time.